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UPDATE: The Woman with the Ivory Cameo Solved!

Last week’s case involving the mysterious death of a young woman, found in her home clutching an ivory cameo, has now been put to rest. According to the latest reports, the necklace was purchased by the deceased’s lover from Tuxessories.net and sent to her home in a box laced with a heretofore unidentified poison. Police officials have refused to divulge any more, though a disgruntled civilian on the scene had this to say on the matter: ‘Dull.’

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